Another Day at the Beach
Another Day at the Beach
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus…
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!
Hey guys if you have any pics to share from the canoe trips in the past let me know. I will send you a log in and instruction on how to upload them. Thanks!
247 Outback Adventures Road, Tionesta, PA 16353
ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE GOING ON THE THREE DAY TRIP WAIT FOR US AT Buccaloons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL CATCH UP TO YOU! 10AM
Is beer night really that important? Does getting drunk on hump day really improve sexual stamina? the answer is yes! it makes the girls wetter and the men harder. Don’t believe me? see you all tonight at beer night. Eau claire sports bar.
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Would you criticise me if I told you that beer was from heaven? Well, its true and I can prove it. You see the more beer you drink the lesser your problems seem. Drinking beer empowers you to say and do things you wouldn’t normally do. So in this sense it gives you superhuman strength. You hardly feel any pain when you drink beer yet even some really tough guys get in touch with their feminine side. We can really see that drinking beer puts us more in touch with our superhuman side. So is beer really from heaven? Of course it is. See you all tonight at the Eau Claire sports bar for a taste of that heavenly beverage! Brought to you by www.PennsylvaniaRednecks.com
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While us guys were doing the real hard work like drinkin beer and talking, the girls were doing the gravy work like cutting up the wood and logs and splitting them.
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